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So here you are then the mother of dragons,

I guess it's time to jump on that fanboy, manboy bandwagon.

Top-billed in Game of Thrones for showing us your boobs

I'm at the top of the Hunger Games for pwning District 1 noobs.

Peeta and Gale compete for my love

While Khal Drogo tried you on like a new glove

You'll handle this battle like ruling Meereen,

Interest in your last 3 seasons has yet to be seen

While I'm driving Panem to a brighter, better day,

You can't seem to get yourself out of Slaver's Bay


So here's Katniss acting all turnt,

while trying to spit fire at the girl Unburnt

Who does Kristen Stewart with a bow think she's here up against?

I'll pillage your whole dystopia while you sneak past the fence

Shoot your little arrows and bring down that bee hive,

Cuz like Rue an Unsullied spear won't leave you alive

I may have stayed just friends with Jorah

But all Peetas got is some bread loaves for ya.

Zip that lip up like an Avox,

Cause after this flow you'll have no room to talk


You like to think your words inspire loyalty,

Yet you beg for asylum as overthrown royalty.

Your brother beat you and sold you to a rapist,

I Volunteered for my sister so President Snow can stay pissed!

Rocking the Academy and a female rolemodel in Hollywood

Your story arc is like your range in acting: just no good.

The down to earth girl, I've got nothing but success in my future.

I interview with sass, while Drogo's wounds can't be sutured

You work for George Martin, think he'll let you off the hook?

I'm sorry but there's no Silver Linings in your next book.


Why does Everyone like to think you're some Kentucky 4 leaf clover?

Fame has fogged your brain like Haymitch: bourbon hangover

When my dragons reach District 12 they'll paint that town red

Sarah Conner's seen the future "They're all fucking dead!"

My trials reflect the struggles of women in a medieval world riddled with strife

While your best role teaches you that a relationship will fix every hole in your life

You wanna play a mobster's wife, the reviews went like Varys: under the knife

This battle went You Before Me, but when it comes to sick spittin, it's the opposite you see, get a wheel chair, you should think about quittin

Drogon emerges and ignites the sky with flame, my Dothraki hoard charges with my speaking your name.

Tyrion advises that you surrender, though I'll still crucify you as Daario pleads "end her!"

I speak Valyrian, Dothraki, and the Westerosi tongue. I'm a multiculturalist, and here all my people come.

So you wanna bitch at journalists with poor English for being rude? Perhaps if you weren't on your phone, bro, we wouldn't all have seen your nudes.  

Go look at it. It's my ID picture on here.


My face face is naked, anyway.
  • Listening to: Blink 182 a lot lately


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Just trying to see what I can write next. Hopefully something people can enjoy.


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Lattauri-El Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014
Happy Birthday my good friend!! Lok, Thu'um
PunkRoctorok Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks you so much Morokei 
Ithildin-dA Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I was visiting vee-kay's gallery moments ago, and ran across our exchange about Watership Down - which reminded me that you ought to have another llama for your taste in literature alone. :D
PunkRoctorok Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
hey! it's been a while since then. care to send me the convo? haha
Ithildin-dA Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist…

It's near the bottom of the page. :D
PunkRoctorok Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
It must have gotten deleted I can't find it.
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Anon371 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013
Happy Birthday :meow: :iconcakeplz:
PunkRoctorok Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
LadyTwlightMidas Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2013
Hehehe...the icon who represents you,looks a lot like my character in skyrim ^^
She is a Dark Elf Vampire Lord.
PunkRoctorok Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
wow really? yea I LOVE my character you see there. Her name is Mehrana. I didn't draw that, my goodfriend here on DA Dok-Alexa did! She is the bomb. 

Dark Elves are the best.
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