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Katniss vs Daenerys Rap Battle
Katniss:
So here you are then the mother of dragons,
I guess it's time to jump on that fanboy, manboy bandwagon.
Top-billed in Game of Thrones for showing us your boobs
I'm at the top of the Hunger Games for pwning District 1 noobs.
Peeta and Gale compete for my love
While Khal Drogo tried you on like a new glove
You'll handle this battle like ruling Meereen,
Interest in your last 3 seasons has yet to be seen
While I'm driving Panem to a brighter, better day,
You can't seem to get yourself out of Slaver's Bay
Daenerys:
So here's Katniss acting all turnt,
while trying to spit fire at the girl Unburnt
Who does Kristen Stewart with a bow think she's here up against?
I'll pillage your whole dystopia while you sneak past the fence
Shoot your little arrows and bring down that bee hive,
Cuz like Rue an Unsullied spear won't leave you alive
I may have stayed just friends with Jorah
But all Peetas got is some bread loaves for ya.
Zip that lip up like an Avox,
Cause after this flow you'll have n
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Literature
Men Don't Get Sick
We don't, really.
Those of us who are real.
Not me, I'm not one of those.
I constantly seek validation but only unearth malediction. I inevitably reach for creation while only reaping destruction. Reach for the earth, mix in the seeds in the mushy ground.
It comes, stamped and dated "Infinity" and as such renews itself over and over again, perpetually stuck in the male and refilled, reprinted, reshipped from God's (he's not real) office.
They once put me, not long ago, in a place with walls. A pen you don't play in but that you cry in. I did cry. I knew then that getting sick didn't echo the same as his place by the fire. With loins that teemed and teemed for him.
I thought, lazily and in raw hope, that I could be easy. That IT could be easy. But I went with pleasured ease into the recovery, without the volition and the strength and the parts of me that make me whole, but the ones that left a hole.
I have a bad friend. His name is Hydro. Sometimes his name is Percocet, or Lorcet, Or Ox
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Literature
Old Rooms
There is a longing that can only be felt in old rooms. The geometry of the doorways can try and suppress it, box it into separate cells, but it will meander as flows of unseen breath. Shift around the hem of the sofas, wash over pale lamp shades and wood molding. Linger for unknowable time beneath a bedframe.
Consisting of innumerable wisps, faint chills of missing, mute voices, of low exhales, and of feet on cold floors. From their source and destination, which are indistinguishable. The walls here are off-white and have lost the days of warm bread on the spindly table. Where the basin once swam with broken sun, its faucet arches in depletion. A hand-cloth sits on a sallowed sill, sordid and beautiful. Crumpled, dry gingham.
Vacant, a room near bursts with tarnished treasures. But vacant. There is a fine grey heather everywhere, tucking each obelisk, vale, and gallery of flat shirts and glassware into unmolested sleep. The light dimly, reluctantly ventures through small, high windows
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Literature
MY GREAVES
STARRIN' OUT MY WINDOW.
BRUSHIN MY HAIR.
GETTING EQUIPPED TO MEET MY FOLLOWERS BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WEAR.
ADD IN MY COURIER ABOUT THESE NEW DESIGNER GREAVES THAT I TRIED ON AT THE MARKET.
I TURN THE PAGE AND WHAT DO I SEE? ADAMUS PHILLIDA'S WEARIN' MY GREAVES.
MARTIN SEPTIM'S WEARIN MY GREAVES.
GOGRON GRO-BOLMOG'S WEARIN' MY GREAVES!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY WORE THOSE GREAVES LIKE ME!
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Literature
The Tree
The slow ache of the unending evening left Twilight moored in despair. She lay there, on her prettily patterned sheets, as the dark that leaked over the windowsill still refused to vanish. It could have sat there for all eternity.
Alone. Spike was downstairs, driven off by her temperament, a ghost still wandering behind walls of wood. She brewed, mulling over things. The flow of water. How it started in one place, cascading, bounding, spilling over earth and rock. Sometimes it pooled and rose into a lake, or a pond. Sometimes it kept flowing and flowing, until it reached the sea, gushing out into the boundless blue that met the horizon. Sometimes, it dried up.
Her eyes shut firmly, trying hard to force out the water that wouldn't come. She squeezed and squeezed and thought of empty streams, dried cracked ground that wouldn't yield, that had simply turned brittle. She wanted it to flow, for everything kept beneath the surface to erupt like a geyser up into the world. But it wouldn't
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Literature
A Hoof In the Dark Chapter 1
The air was warm, the sunlight soft, and the birdsong calm as the purple unicorn, Twilight Sparkle, closed the library door with a laugh. Tossing her slightly tussled mane from her eyes with a flick of her head, she smirked at what had occurred just moments ago.
Spike had, for some time, been searching eagerly for the stash of gemstones his pony friend had hidden somewhere within the walls of the house. Up, down. In, out. Around and about. Most of the time his rummaging went on when he thought Twilight had gone to sleep, and involved him tiptoeing out of his basket bed and down the stairs into the library's main room. He had looked inside flower pots, cabinets, boxes, even testing to see if shaking the stallion bust on the center table would reward him with the shuffling sound of his treats.
But it was all to no avail, for Twilight had thought of a master plan for this little hunt. There was a shelf in the library that contained some very old volumes that the unicorn rarely used. Most
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Katniss:

So here you are then the mother of dragons,

I guess it's time to jump on that fanboy, manboy bandwagon.

Top-billed in Game of Thrones for showing us your boobs

I'm at the top of the Hunger Games for pwning District 1 noobs.

Peeta and Gale compete for my love

While Khal Drogo tried you on like a new glove

You'll handle this battle like ruling Meereen,

Interest in your last 3 seasons has yet to be seen

While I'm driving Panem to a brighter, better day,

You can't seem to get yourself out of Slaver's Bay

Daenerys:

So here's Katniss acting all turnt,

while trying to spit fire at the girl Unburnt

Who does Kristen Stewart with a bow think she's here up against?

I'll pillage your whole dystopia while you sneak past the fence

Shoot your little arrows and bring down that bee hive,

Cuz like Rue an Unsullied spear won't leave you alive

I may have stayed just friends with Jorah

But all Peetas got is some bread loaves for ya.

Zip that lip up like an Avox,

Cause after this flow you'll have no room to talk

Katniss:

You like to think your words inspire loyalty,

Yet you beg for asylum as overthrown royalty.

Your brother beat you and sold you to a rapist,

I Volunteered for my sister so President Snow can stay pissed!

Rocking the Academy and a female rolemodel in Hollywood

Your story arc is like your range in acting: just no good.

The down to earth girl, I've got nothing but success in my future.

I interview with sass, while Drogo's wounds can't be sutured

You work for George Martin, think he'll let you off the hook?

I'm sorry but there's no Silver Linings in your next book.

Daenerys:

Why does Everyone like to think you're some Kentucky 4 leaf clover?

Fame has fogged your brain like Haymitch: bourbon hangover

When my dragons reach District 12 they'll paint that town red

Sarah Conner's seen the future "They're all fucking dead!"

My trials reflect the struggles of women in a medieval world riddled with strife

While your best role teaches you that a relationship will fix every hole in your life

You wanna play a mobster's wife, the reviews went like Varys: under the knife

This battle went You Before Me, but when it comes to sick spittin, it's the opposite you see, get a wheel chair, you should think about quittin

Drogon emerges and ignites the sky with flame, my Dothraki hoard charges with my speaking your name.

Tyrion advises that you surrender, though I'll still crucify you as Daario pleads "end her!"

I speak Valyrian, Dothraki, and the Westerosi tongue. I'm a multiculturalist, and here all my people come.

So you wanna bitch at journalists with poor English for being rude? Perhaps if you weren't on your phone, bro, we wouldn't all have seen your nudes.  

WHO WON?
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Lattauri-El Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014
Happy Birthday my good friend!! Lok, Thu'um
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PunkRoctorok Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks you so much Morokei 
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Ithildin-dA Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I was visiting vee-kay's gallery moments ago, and ran across our exchange about Watership Down - which reminded me that you ought to have another llama for your taste in literature alone. :D
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PunkRoctorok Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
hey! it's been a while since then. care to send me the convo? haha
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Ithildin-dA Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
vee-kay.deviantart.com/art/Gif…

It's near the bottom of the page. :D
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PunkRoctorok Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
It must have gotten deleted I can't find it.
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Anon371 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013
Happy Birthday :meow: :iconcakeplz:
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PunkRoctorok Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
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LadyTwlightMidas Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2013
Hehehe...the icon who represents you,looks a lot like my character in skyrim ^^
She is a Dark Elf Vampire Lord.
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PunkRoctorok Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
wow really? yea I LOVE my character you see there. Her name is Mehrana. I didn't draw that, my goodfriend here on DA Dok-Alexa did! She is the bomb. 

Dark Elves are the best.
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